YOU SAID:
I like pie, only if you die
INTO JAPANESE
私はパイが好きです、あなたが死んだときだけ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like pie, only when you die
INTO JAPANESE
私はパイが好きです、あなたが死ぬときだけ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like pie, only when you die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.