YOU SAID:

I like to lick cows because they taste like apple pies.

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私はリンゴパイのような味がするので、牛を舐めるのが好きです。

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I like tasting like apple pie, so I like to lick cows.

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牛をなめるようにアップルパイのような味が好きです。

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I like the taste like apple pie to lick the cow.

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私は牛を舐めるリンゴパイのような味が好きです。

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I like the taste like apple pie which licks cows.

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牛を舐めるアップルパイのような味が好きです。

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I like the taste like Apple pie that licks cows.

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私は牛を舐めるアップルパイのような味が好きです。

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I like licking a cow pie taste.

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牛糞を投げられたから全員殺せと？

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They threw a cow pie at you, so you decided to kill them all?

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牛糞を投げられたから全員殺せと？

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They threw a cow pie at you, so you decided to kill them all?