YOU SAID:
i like to lick door nobs
INTO JAPANESE
私はドアノブをなめるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to turn on the doorknob.
INTO JAPANESE
私はドアノブをオンにするのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to turn on the doorknob.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.