YOU SAID:

I'd like to make myself believe that Planet Earth turns slowly. It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep, 'cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep).

INTO JAPANESE

地球はゆっくりと回転していると自分に信じさせたいのです。眠っているときは起きていたほうがいいとは言いにくい。なぜなら、（眠りにつくときは）すべてが思い通りにならないからである。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We want ourselves to believe that the Earth is rotating slowly. It's hard to say that it's better to stay awake when you're asleep. Because (when you go to sleep) everything doesn't go as planned.

INTO JAPANESE

私たちは地球がゆっくりと回転していると信じたいのです。眠っているときに起きている方が良いとは言いがたいです。なぜなら、（寝るときは）すべてが計画どおりに進まないからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We want to believe that the Earth rotates slowly. It's hard to say that it's better to be awake when you're asleep. Because (when you go to bed) everything doesn't go as planned.

INTO JAPANESE

私たちは地球がゆっくりと回転していると信じたいのです。眠っているときに起きている方が良いとは言いがたいです。なぜなら、（寝るときは）すべてが計画どおりに進まないからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We want to believe that the Earth rotates slowly. It's hard to say that it's better to be awake when you're asleep. Because (when you go to bed) everything doesn't go as planned.