YOU SAID:

i like to shove potatoes up my nose

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ジャガイモを私の鼻の上に突き出すのが好きです

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I like to thrust the potatoes over my nose

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ジャガイモを私の鼻の上に突き刺すのが好きです

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I like to pierce potatoes on my nose

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私は鼻の上でジャガイモを穿きたい

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I want to wear potatoes on my nose

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私は鼻の上にジャガイモを着たい

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I want to put potatoes on top of my nose

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私は鼻の上にジャガイモを入れたい

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I want to put potatoes on top of my nose