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i like to sleep although i j want to go to McDonalds and stuff my face

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ijはマクドナルドに行って顔を詰めたいのですが、私は寝るのが好きです

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ij wants to go to McDonald's and squeeze his face, but I like to sleep

INTO JAPANESE

ijはマクドナルドに行って顔を絞りたいのですが、私は寝るのが好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

ij wants to go to McDonald's and squeeze his face, but I like to sleep