YOU SAID:
I like to urinate on sandwiches.
INTO JAPANESE
私はサンドイッチを排尿するのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to urinate sandwiches.
INTO JAPANESE
私はサンドイッチを排尿するのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to urinate sandwiches.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.