YOU SAID:
i live on a beach full of coconuts and butts. Land ho!
INTO JAPANESE
私はココナッツと吸い殻だらけのビーチに住んでいます。土地 ho!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live in coconut and mugged. Land ho!
INTO JAPANESE
ココナッツに住んでいるし、襲われます。土地 ho!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Living in the coconut and is attacked. Land ho!
INTO JAPANESE
ココナッツに住んでいると襲われます。土地 ho!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Live in coconut and is attacked. Land ho!
INTO JAPANESE
ココナッツに住んでいるし、襲われます。土地 ho!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Living in the coconut and is attacked. Land ho!
INTO JAPANESE
ココナッツに住んでいると襲われます。土地 ho!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Live in coconut and is attacked. Land ho!
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