YOU SAID:
I’ll have a vodka martini shaken not stirred
INTO JAPANESE
私はウォッカを持っているだろうマティーニは攪拌されないで振った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will have vodka Martini shook without being stirred
INTO JAPANESE
私はウォッカを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have vodka.
INTO JAPANESE
私はウォッカを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have vodka.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.