YOU SAID:

I'll listen to you when the gnomes come home and the unicorns eat my roots

INTO JAPANESE

ノームが帰ってきて、ユニコーンが私の根を食べたら、あなたの言うことを聞きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the gnomes come back and the unicorns eat my roots, I'll listen to you.

INTO JAPANESE

ノームが戻ってきて、ユニコーンが私の根を食べても、私はあなたの言うことを聞きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Even if the gnomes come back and the unicorns eat my roots, I'll listen to you.

INTO JAPANESE

たとえノームが戻ってきて、ユニコーンが私の根を食べても、私はあなたの言うことを聞きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Even if the gnomes come back and the unicorns eat my roots, I'll listen to you.