YOU SAID:

I love it when people take steaming turds on my chest

INTO JAPANESE

人々 が私の胸に蒸し turds を取るとき、私はそれを愛する

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I love it when people are steamed in my chest and take the turds

INTO JAPANESE

人々 が私の胸で蒸し、turds を取るとき、私はそれを愛する

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I love it when people are steamed in my chest and take the turds