YOU SAID:
I love my goat when it doesn't eat me alive
INTO JAPANESE
生きて食べられないヤギが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love goats that can't be eaten alive
INTO JAPANESE
生きて食べられないヤギが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love goats that can't be eaten alive
That didn't even make that much sense in English.