YOU SAID:

I'd love to break a bottle with my own head

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分の頭に瓶を割るみたい

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I want to crack bottle on his head

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の頭の上にボトルをクラックします。

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I crack the bottle on his head.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の頭に瓶を割る。

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I crack a bottle on his head.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の頭に瓶を割る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I crack a bottle on his head.