YOU SAID:
I love yo feel the dirt and make my toes itch
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを愛し、汚れを感じ、私のつま先をかゆみさせる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love you, feel dirty, itchy my toes
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを愛している、汚い感じ、かゆみを伴う私のつま先
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love you, feel dirty, itchy my toes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.