YOU SAID:

I'm a douchebag who knows how to pet cats

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫を飼う方法を知っている潅水袋です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a watering bag that knows how to keep a cat

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫を飼う方法を知っている散水袋です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a watering bag that knows how to keep a cat