YOU SAID:

I'm a master rapper. I come up with my lines sitting on the crapper. People at my concerts all be clappers. My favorite kind of turtle is a snapper.

INTO JAPANESE

私はマスターのラッパーです。私は、うそつきの上に座って私の行を思い付きます。私のコンサートのすべての人々 は拍子木。 私の好きな種類のカメは、真鯛です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a master rapper. I sat on the Crapper and my line that come up. All the people in my concert is the clappers. My favorite kind of turtle is a sea bream.