YOU SAID:
I'm dead if Kanye finds this
INTO JAPANESE
カニエがこれを見つけたら死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When Kanye found this, he died
INTO JAPANESE
カニエがこれを見つけたとき、彼は死にました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When Kanye found this, he died
That didn't even make that much sense in English.