YOU SAID:

i'm drunk in the back of the car and i cried like a baby coming home from the bar

INTO JAPANESE

私は車の後ろで酔っていて、私はバーから帰ってくる赤ちゃんのように泣いた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was drunk in the back of the car and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar

INTO JAPANESE

私は車の後ろで酔っていたし、私はバーから帰ってくる赤ん坊のように泣いた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was drunk in the back of the car and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar