YOU SAID:

I'm embarrassed to admit that I sat on him and...farted in his face.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の上に座っていたことを認めるのが恥ずかしいです...彼の顔におならをした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm embarrassed to admit that I was sitting on him ... farted in his face.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の上に座っていたことを認めるのが恥ずかしいです...彼の顔におならをした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm embarrassed to admit that I was sitting on him ... farted in his face.