YOU SAID:
I'm gonna flagellate you with my fakking beard!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の偽のひげであなたをフラグを立てるつもりです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to flag you with my fake beard!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の偽のひげであなたにフラグを立てるつもりです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to flag you with my fake beard!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.