YOU SAID:

I'm gonna flagellate you with my fakking beard!

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の偽のひげであなたをフラグを立てるつもりです!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to flag you with my fake beard!

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の偽のひげであなたにフラグを立てるつもりです!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to flag you with my fake beard!