YOU SAID:

I’m just gonna bash my head into the wall 8200 times so I can perish.

INTO JAPANESE

8200回壁に頭をぶつけて死ぬつもりだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to die by banging my head against the wall 8,200 times.

INTO JAPANESE

8200回壁に頭をぶつけたら死ぬ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you bang your head against the wall 8,200 times, you'll die.

INTO JAPANESE

8,200回壁に頭をぶつけると死んでしまいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you bang your head against the wall 8,200 times, you will die.

INTO JAPANESE

8,200回壁に頭をぶつけると死んでしまいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you bang your head against the wall 8,200 times, you will die.