YOU SAID:

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer

INTO JAPANESE

私は神ではありませんが、もし私が神だったら、あなたの3/4は女の子になり、残りはピザとビールになります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm not God, but if I'm God, your 3/4 will be a girl and the rest will be pizza and beer

INTO JAPANESE

私は神ではありませんが、私が神なら、あなたの3/4は女の子になり、残りはピザとビールになります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm not God, but if I'm God, your 3/4 will be a girl and the rest will be pizza and beer