YOU SAID:

I'm not wearing a toupee! It's my hair! I swear!

INTO JAPANESE

カツラをつけてないよ!それは、私の髪は!私が保証します！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm not wearing a wig! it is my hair! I guarantee!

INTO JAPANESE

かつらはつけてないよ!それは、私の髪は!私は保証!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm not wearing a wig! it is my hair! I assure you!

INTO JAPANESE

かつらはつけてないよ!それは、私の髪は!私はあなたを確保!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm not wearing a wig! it is my hair! I assure you!