YOU SAID:
I’m pretty epic if I do say so myself
INTO JAPANESE
自分でそう言うなら、私はかなり壮大です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I say so myself, I'm pretty grand
INTO JAPANESE
私がそう言うなら、私はかなり壮大です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm pretty grand if I say so
INTO JAPANESE
そう言うと私はかなり壮大です
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That ’s why I ’m pretty grand
INTO JAPANESE
だから私はかなり壮大です
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So I'm pretty grand
INTO JAPANESE
だから私はかなり壮大です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I'm pretty grand
That didn't even make that much sense in English.