YOU SAID:

I'm so bored that I'm gonna explode. Maybe I'll spontaneously combust.

INTO JAPANESE

私は私が爆発するつもりので、退屈。たぶん自発的に燃焼します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was going to explode but so boring. Probably spontaneously combust.

INTO JAPANESE

ので、退屈な爆発するつもりだった。おそらく自発的に燃焼します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So it was going to explode a boring. Probably spontaneously combust.

INTO JAPANESE

それは退屈な爆発するつもりだった。おそらく自発的に燃焼します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It was going to explode and boring. Probably spontaneously combust.

INTO JAPANESE

爆発するつもりと退屈だった。おそらく自発的に燃焼します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It was going to explode and boring. Probably spontaneously combust.