YOU SAID:

I'm trying to find one that doesn't work, I swear.

INTO JAPANESE

うまくいかないものを見つけようとしている、と私は誓う。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear I'm trying to find something that doesn't work.

INTO JAPANESE

うまくいかないものを見つけようとしていることを誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear I'm trying to find something that doesn't work.