YOU SAID:
I'm waking up. I feel it in my gut. I wipe the sweat and clench my b u t t. Welcome to the poo age, to the poo age, welcome to the poo age.
INTO JAPANESE
起きているところです。私はそれを私の腸の中で感じます。私は汗を拭き、私のしかしtを食いしばります。うんち時代へようこそ、うんち時代へ、うんち時代へようこそ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm awake. I feel it in my gut. I wipe my sweat and clench my but t. Welcome to the poop era, welcome to the poop era, welcome to the poop era.
INTO JAPANESE
起きています。私はそれを私の腸の中で感じます。私は汗を拭き、私のしかしtを食いしばります。うんち時代へようこそ、うんち時代へようこそ、うんち時代へようこそ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm awake. I feel it in my gut. I wipe my sweat and clench my but t. Welcome to the poop era, welcome to the poop era, welcome to the poop era.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.