YOU SAID:

i met a guy named joe and i punched him on the toe with hair

INTO JAPANESE

ジョーという男に会い、つま先を髪で殴った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I met a man named Joe and hit my toes with my hair

INTO JAPANESE

ジョーという男に会い、髪の毛でつま先を叩いた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I met a man named Joe and hit my toes with my hair