YOU SAID:

I NEED 1,000 VOTES TO GET A f*ck.

INTO JAPANESE

クソを得るには1,000票が必要だ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You need 1,000 votes to get shit.

INTO JAPANESE

たわごとを得るには1,000票が必要です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You need 1,000 votes to get shit.