YOU SAID:
I once ate a baby and it was good.
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度赤ちゃんを食べた良かった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once ate a baby good.
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度良い赤ちゃんを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had a good time baby.
INTO JAPANESE
私は良い時間の赤ちゃんを持っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had a good time baby.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.