YOU SAID:

I once died in a barrel. Today was a different day. I died while getting humped in the leg by my cat.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて樽の中で死んだ。今日は別の日でした。私は猫に足をこぶされながら死んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once died in a barrel. Today was another day. I died while being hit in the leg by a cat.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて樽の中で死んだ。今日は別の日でした。私は猫に足を殴られながら死んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once died in a barrel. Today was another day. I died while being hit in the leg by a cat.