YOU SAID:

I once farted so hard, blood spurted out both ends.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつてとても激しくおならをしました、血は両端から噴き出しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once had a very hard flatulence, blood spewed from both ends.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて非常に硬い鼓腸を起こし、両端から血が噴き出しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once had a very hard flatulence and blood spewed from both ends.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて非常に硬い鼓腸があり、両端から血が噴き出していました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I used to have a very hard flatulence, with blood spurting from both ends.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて非常に硬い鼓腸があり、両端から血液が噴出していました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I used to have a very hard flatulence and blood was squirting from both ends.

INTO JAPANESE

以前は非常に硬い鼓腸があり、両端から血が噴出していました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Previously, it had a very hard flatulence, with blood spurting from both ends.

INTO JAPANESE

以前は、両端から血液が噴出して、非常に硬い鼓腸がありました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Previously, there was a very hard flatulence with blood spurting from both ends.

INTO JAPANESE

以前は、両端から血液が噴出する非常に硬い鼓腸がありました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Previously, there was a very hard flatulence with blood spurting from both ends.