YOU SAID:

i once threw up in my mouth and had to swallow it twice haha

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一度口に入れて二度飲み込まなければならなかったハハ

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Haha I had to put it in my mouth and swallow it twice

INTO JAPANESE

ははは、口に入れて2回飲み込まなければなりませんでした

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Haha had to put it in his mouth and swallow it twice

INTO JAPANESE

ハハはそれを口に入れて二度飲み込まなければなりませんでした

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Haha had to put it in his mouth and swallow it twice