YOU SAID:
I once was an old man with a shoe for a hat
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて帽子のための靴をもつ老人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm an old man once with shoes for hats
INTO JAPANESE
私は帽子のための靴を一度老人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was old hat to shoes, once
INTO JAPANESE
靴、古い帽子をかつてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once old hat and shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
一度古い帽子と靴。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once old hat and shoes.
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