YOU SAID:

I orgasmed with my pet turtle, it was a good time.

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のペットのカメとオーガズム、それは良い時間でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got my pet turtle and orgasm, it was a good time.

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のペットのカメとオーガズムを得た、それは良い時間だった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got my pet turtle and orgasm and it was a good time.

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のペットのカメとオーガズムを手に入れ、それは良い時間でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got my pet turtle and orgasm and it was a good time.