YOU SAID:

I pooped my pants and my gf is coming over

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のズボンをうんちし、私のgfがやってくる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I poop my pants and my gf comes

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のズボンをうんちし、私のgfが来る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I poop my pants and my gf comes