YOU SAID:
I pooped my pants and slipped on the feces spilling from my shorts
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンをうんちして、ショーツからこぼれた糞を滑らせました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped my pants and slipped the dung spilled from my shorts
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンをうんちして、ショーツからこぼれた糞を滑らせました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped my pants and slipped the dung spilled from my shorts
Come on, you can do better than that.