YOU SAID:

i pooped on your mom who pooped on my mom

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたのお母さんのおかげで、私のお母さんにうそをついた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lied to my mother thanks to your mother

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたのお母さんのおかげで母に嘘をついた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lied to my mother thanks to your mother