YOU SAID:
I pooped very hard and it came out like a bullet
INTO JAPANESE
私は非常に激しくうんちをし、それは弾丸のように出てきました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped so hard it came out like a bullet
INTO JAPANESE
私は弾丸のように出てくるほどうんちを激しくしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped so hard it came out like a bullet
Well done, yes, well done!