YOU SAID:

I poopoo my pants and dropped a baby

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンをうんちして赤ちゃんを落としました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I pooped my pants and dropped the baby

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンをはいて赤ちゃんを落としました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put on my pants and dropped the baby

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンをはいて赤ちゃんを落としました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put on my pants and dropped the baby