YOU SAID:

i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my but

INTO JAPANESE

私はゼリー豆の袋全体を私の肛門の上に置いた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my anus

INTO JAPANESE

私はゼリー豆の袋全体を私の肛門の上に置いた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my anus