YOU SAID:

I sat on my hand and shat out a foot

INTO JAPANESE

私は手の上に座って足を吐き出した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I sat on my hands and spat out my legs

INTO JAPANESE

私は両手で座り、足を吐き出した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I sat on my hands and spit out my legs

INTO JAPANESE

私は両手で座り、足を吐き出した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I sat on my hands and spit out my legs