Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

i scored with my head with my face before

INTO JAPANESE

ひげをそる前に石けんをつける。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lather my face before shaving.

INTO JAPANESE

ひげをそる前に石けんをつける。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lather my face before shaving.

Equilibrium found!

Well done, yes, well done!

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