YOU SAID:

i shall now stick a candy cane into my urethra

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、私の尿道にキャンディー・キャン

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I now have candy cans in my urethra

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、私の尿道にキャンディー缶を持っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I now have candy cans in my urethra