YOU SAID:

I sharted in my pants

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンの中で心をよぐ

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I cross my heart in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンで心を交差させます。

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I cross my mind with my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンで頭を横切る。

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I cross my head in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンの中で頭を横切る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I cross my head in my pants.