YOU SAID:

I smeared diarrhea on the my hand! now that's fun!

INTO JAPANESE

手に下痢を塗った！今それは楽しいです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got diarrhea on my hands! Now it's fun!

INTO JAPANESE

手に下痢がありました！今は楽しいです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had diarrhea in my hands! It's fun now!

INTO JAPANESE

手に下痢がありました！今は楽しいです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had diarrhea in my hands! It's fun now!