YOU SAID:

I swear every time I try and make a potato or like pizza to give to a child, they don’t eat it because sans screamed inside of them.

INTO JAPANESE

私は子供に与えるためにポテトやピザのようなものを作ることを試みるたびに私は誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear every time I try to make something like potatoes or pizza to give to my child.

INTO JAPANESE

私は子供に与えるためにポテトやピザのようなものを作ろうとするたびに私は誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear every time I try to make something like potatoes or pizza to give to my child.