YOU SAID:

I swear if the diddly darn president don't get fly quick, he's gonna have to catch these hands

INTO JAPANESE

ひどくあの大統領が早く飛ばないなら、彼はこれらの手をつかまなければならないことを誓います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the president doesn't fly so badly, he vows that he has to grab these hands

INTO JAPANESE

大統領がそれほどひどく飛ばないなら、彼はこれらの手をつかまなければならないと誓います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the president doesn't fly so badly, he swears he has to grab these hands

INTO JAPANESE

大統領がそれほどひどく飛ばないなら、彼はこれらの手をつかまなければならないと誓います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the president doesn't fly so badly, he swears he has to grab these hands