YOU SAID:

I swear to god, the next I talk to you will be on Doctor Phil.

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に誓います、私があなたと話す次はPhil博士になります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear to God, the next time I speak to you will be Dr. Phil.

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に誓います、私があなたに話す次回はフィル博士です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear to god, next time I talk to you is Dr. Phil

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に誓います、私があなたに話す次回はフィル博士です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear to god, next time I talk to you is Dr. Phil