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YOU SAID:

I swear to not eat the whole mayonnaise again.

INTO JAPANESE

私は二度とマヨネーズ全体を食べないことを誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear I will never eat the whole mayonnaise again.

INTO JAPANESE

私は二度とマヨネーズ全体を食べることはないと誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear I will never eat the whole mayonnaise again.

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